3. True love temporarily blooms (and then wilts and dies) on The Bachelor
He's beauty and he's grace, but picks no one for first place. It's season six of The Bachelor, and shortly before the last rose petal falls and condemns the Honey Badger to a beastly life without another's love, Andy G, aka Osher Gunsberg, returns to preside over another tragedy, this time tights-related. Burgeoning romance was brought backstage for a ballet date that truly raised the barre (barr-ay? I don't know how to pronounce that, I'm sorry).