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Following the success of FLY!, Col and Frank return with a bunch of new bits alongside their massive repertoire of pointless stupidity.

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“Two of our greatest virtuosos of comedy.” 

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The legendary comedy duo storm their way back onto the stage 

As well as a bunch of new bits, Col and Frank will draw from the massive repertoire of pointless stupidity that has made millions of people bliss out on belly laughs. AND ISN'T THAT WHAT WE ALL NEED? 

One thing is guaranteed, Col will nobly take to the stage, ONLY to be sh!tted up the wall by Frank for your entertainment.

WINNER People’s Choice Award, Melbourne Comedy Festival 2018

Sydney Opera House presents in association with Token Events

Venue Information

Our venues are currently operating at reduced capacity (75%) with a minimum of one empty seat between groups along a row.

Tickets will mostly be sold in multiples of two, however limited allocations of single tickets and odd numbered groupings of tickets will also be available. Tickets may also be sold in single seat patterns for certain events. At all times, we will do our best to support your needs, but please bear in mind that this will be subject to the restrictions in place at that time.

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Our foyers will be open 60 minutes pre-show for Joan Sutherland Theatre performances, and two hours pre-show for Western Foyer venue performances. Refreshments will be available for purchase from our theatre bars, and should be consumed while seated in specific foyer spaces to maintain physical distancing. Drinks purchased at our theatre bars can also be taken into venues for most performances. Please note that unless advised otherwise, theatre bars will not be open during intervals. Drinking water is available at all times.

An example of COVID safe seating with physical distancing

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